Untitled drabble (Muggles win AU)

Three days after the Muggle Protection Act of 2004 is passed, the Wand-Snapping Decree goes into effect and so Severus Snape stands in line with the other British wizards and witches who were in his year, the Hogwarts class of 1971, ladies & gentlemen, Death Eaters and Order operatives and Aurors all coughing and shuffling and glaring next to one another, at the mercy of the alphabet. Straight off the Hogwarts rolls. The Downing Street spokesman even promised that Lord Voldemort would be called up as Riddle, Tom Marvolo as if the intervening years between the orphan boy and Dark Lord never happened. A little glitch in the universe that they’ve ironed out.