Karkat: Accidentally cut yourself like the idiot you are

Karkat: Be the mutant.
You are the mutant. You’ve always been the fucking redblooded mutant who had to hide his blood color.

Your name is Karkat Vantas, it’s in the middle of the night currently and you decided to go into the kitchen to get a glass of water because you can’t sleep. You turn the lights on, squint in the sudden brightness, get a glass out of the shelf, blindly reach for the tap and -


Karkat: Don’t see the katana lying around.
What katana?
You don’t even know what a katana is and couldn’t care less.


Karkat: Accidentally cut yourself like the idiot you are.
- cut yourself. At least it wasn’t obvious from the beginning that exactly this would happen.