Runs In The Family

"I am simply pointing out, that in the past few months, I have had more gay sex than I ever, ever considered having.”

Desmond drank deeply from his beer, and made a face. He was Assassin, but he was above all things a bartender, and this cheap, off-brand beer was an assault on all things he held dear.

“Like, at least two lifetimes worth of gay sex.”