Когда твоя мама - Симург (гет)

Я все таки бы настаивал читать оригинал. https://forums.sufficientvelocity.com/threads/when-your-mother-is-the-simurgh-worm.29460/ Даже с машыным переводом 75% юмора фанфика это коментари к нему, где пользователи отпускают пошлые шутки пытаясь не спровоцировать админов. Типа предполагаемый диалог Диалог с Нарвал ("Your... uh... stepmom is actually kinda hot. You know if they have an open relationship?"
Taylor choked on her tea, and proceeded to hack and cough out curses as the hot liquid promptly introduced itself to her nasal passages. It took her a few moments for her to finally gasp out, "What the SHIT, Catherine?!"
"What's your problem? I'm just curious. Tell me you wouldn't try to hit that if she wasn't married to your dad."
"That's the SIMURGH!"
"Yeah, but she's got GREAT ti-"
"If you finish that sentence, I swear to god I'll convince her to create a chastity belt you can't cut through."
"...I'll be good."
Taylor cradled her head in her hands. "How the hell am I the only sane person left in this god damned house?")
Или
(А-What about Lily? We know for a fact that she prefers the fairer sex.
В-What, that person who could actually hurt the endbringers? Ziz wants grandbabies, but she's not suicidal.
С-No single parahuman no matter how strong, is any real threat to an Endringer. Especially when it comes to Ziz and her precog.
Lily wouldn't even have a chance to grab her weapon before her hands were tied behind her back and she was bent over Momma Ziz's knee for a bit of diciplining on why we don't fire multidimensional fuckoff arrows at people in the house.
D-*Sabah takes notes.)