Oliver Wood has gotten tricked by his team mate's on Puddlemere to be on a show much like the Bachelor in the Muggle World. He could care less about it but had signed a binding contract his so called mates tricked him into that if he failed to comply every time he got on a broom, it would disentigrated into ashes.
Я тут подумал, а можно есть кошачий корм вместо спортивного питания? Вы вообще видели, сколько там белка? От вкуса сраных батончиков тошнить начинает через неделю.
Кокос тут такой: запомни, ты теперь пацан, ты теперь с улицы, а кругом враги.