Team Killing is an Acceptable Punishment for Annoying Friends (джен)

Izuku plays video games with the League of Villains, denies being a villain, has his beloved animal crossing file threatened, kicks ass with a shotgun, is proposed to, learns to deal with his depression, and accidentally kidnaps the son of the number two hero. In that order.
Or: Five times Izuku played online with his friends, and one time he played with them in person
Then Himiko screams.“CAPTAIN!” 
“Y-yeah?” Tomura asks almost hesitantly. 
“LOOK!!” 
All four of them spin around, right as a cannonball comes soaring inches from Izuku’s head from the Galleon less than a three feet away from them. 
They scream. 
“OH FUCK NO NO NO NO! NO!” Dabi yells, running to load the cannons. “DUDE WE HAVE SO MUCH SHIT! NO! HOLY FUCKING SHIT!”
“Hey guys, guys! Hey, chill!” Izuku shrieks frantically, right as one of the players boards their ship and starts shooting. “CHILL THE FUCK OUT!”