A Match "Maid" In Heaven (слэш)

He pulled the hem of his shorts lower, giving Shouto a tantalizing look at his happy trail and the v in his hips. “I used to be a little shy, but not anymore.”
Shouto had to say something. Anything.
“What the hell is happening?” he went with.
Midoriya blushed, letting the hem of his shorts go. “Oh, I’m sorry! Sh-should I put my shirt back on? Do you prefer clothes? We never really talked about that. Oh gosh!”
Shouto’s brain wasn’t connecting the dots. “Wait- what?”
He grabbed the apron and covered his chest. “I’m so sorry I’m normally much more sure about this stuff. Most of the clients like it when we get naked. Uhh... Sorry for assuming!”
“You get naked for all your clients?”
An odd look crossed Midoriya’s face. “Todoroki-san,” he began “Humor me for a moment. What kind of maid service do you think I work for?”
“...A very expensive one?”
More pink dusted across Midoriya’s face. “...You said you skimmed our service list.”
“Yes, I liked what I saw so I-”
“Todoroki-san are you aware this is a topless maid service?”
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In which Shouto hires a maid, but doesn't read the fine print. (then he has to go and fall in love with his maid on top of it all)