The burnt child (слэш)

Did you read the tags?
Do you think of the story where Harry becomes a vampire, strolls in cocky to Hogwarts, and everybody is in awe and scared?
The one where Dumbledore is the evil overlord chuckling darkly behind his fingers folded into a pyramid? Or maybe even throwing tantrums that the child is going out of control and he wants his money?
Where Lord Voldemort is gorgeous and petts kittens? I mean, now I am tempted with the kittens...
I like these stories. I read them plenty. You may expect a lot of those motives. But this one is going to be slightly different. More reasonable, I think. Psychologically correct. Married to good old canon, yet having cute lovers on the side.