five things gay (слэш)

“We need to talk,” Porsche announces, pointing a finger at Kinn. “Okay, I know the things I’m going to say might seem weird and scary to you, but I’m here for you.”
Kinn tilts his head in confusion, asking, “What are you babbling on about? Are you high?”
“Just hear me out,” Porsche cajoles, waving his hands in the air. His eyes are intense as he stares at Kinn like he’s trying to hypnotize him into listening. “I think you might be gay, Kinn.”
“What?” Kinn asks dumbly the second Porsche stops talking.
He’s so stupefied, he’s sure he’s gaping at Porsche with shock. Because he is. Very shocked that is. It’s a statement Kinn normally wouldn’t argue with, but it was stated in a manner suggesting a revelation. It’s not. Everyone and their mother knows Kinn is gay. All the guys Kinn regularly fucks in the ass can confirm that he is very much gay.