Laughing til' our ribs get tough (джен)

The Thunderbolts (sorry, the New Avengers) are sent to Empire State University for a PR event. It's meant to be a simple tour—wave at the students, hand out cheap merch in the form of pens and stress balls, maybe say something inspirational.
Instead, Yelena accidentally kidnaps Peter Parker, mistaking him for Bob. Peter—too polite and too curious—says nothing.
Meanwhile, the real Bob gets dragged around campus by Gwen Stacy, who thinks he’s Peter. Bob—also too polite—says nothing.