Growing Pains (гет)

Five times people wondered about Tobirama’s elusive spouse, and one time they found out about Madara’s instead.
Or: Tobirama's nosy secretary is dead-set on finding out who was crazy enough to marry his boss.
But also: Tobirama took the liberty to sign his son up for the Academy without taking into consideration Madara's wishes. Hell has no fury like a woman scorned.
 
Bonus scene added (1/05/23)