The Mistletoe Kiss Polka (слэш)

“That’s a damn shame,” Tony says, voice practically dripping with insincerity. He has zero interest in playing whatever party game Wilson’s come up with in order to try and boost team morale.
Tony already knows how well that particular situation would likely play out if he was involved.
“They engaged in the game known as Secret Santa,” FRIDAY keeps going. “Since you were not available the last name in the pot was to be assigned to you automatically.”
“Of course it was,” Tony waves a hand absently in the air around him. “Look FRI you can pick whatever for whoever I’m getting saddled with and be done with it. Just … throw some money at them or something. I don’t actually care.”
“Actually, Boss,” FRIDAY cuts in. “I believe you’re going to want to handle this one on your own.”