A Night On Tatooine (джен)

“Master Jedi,” Sabé stated calmly. “Are you aware that your clothes reek?”
Obi-Wan’s cheeks flushed. “They do not…!”
“Yes, they do,” Rabé nodded gravely. “Very much so. It’s getting very noticeable by us ‘gentleladies’, you see.”
Sabé shook her head. “Dreadful, that. One would think you used them to crawl through a swamp, Master Jedi.”
“I didn’t… crawl… through a swamp,” Obi-Wan huffed, remembering their initial landing on Naboo – if you could call the way they snuck out a landing, then their meeting with Jar-jar Binks and their swim to the underwater Gungan City. “Just trampled through it.”