Dirty Laundry: The Sewer Exclusive (and Other Canned Goods) (джен)
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John Clive (Original Character), Leonardo (TMNT), Raphael (TMNT), Donatello (TMNT), Michelangelo (TMNT), April O'Neil, Casey Jones, The Shredder | Oroku Saki | Ch'rell, Karai (TMNT), Splinter (TMNT)
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Crack / Humor / Parody, Interview style, POV Original Character, Breaking the Fourth Wall, Sarcasm is the primary language, TMNT 2003 Era Vibes, No Beta We Die Like Shredder's Pride, Shredder is a grumpy old man, Antarctica as a safe haven from journalism, Goongala as a lifestyle choice, Everyone is suffering emotionally except Michelangelo, John Clive has zero survival instinct, Crowbar vs. Pathos - 1:0, The "Footy-Nooty" motto is now canon
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11.03.2026 — 11.03.2026
John Clive is the most fearless (or most concussed) reporter in New York City. Armed with a dented helmet, a tape recorder, and a gallon of valerian drops, he’s going where even the Foot Elite fear to tread.
Why don't the Turtles wash their bandanas? Does Leonardo sing the "My Little Pony" theme in the shower? And is the Shredder really just a grumpy intergalactic "skuf" who needs a warm shawl and a World of Tanks account?
A series of exclusive interviews that leave villains in depression, heroes in therapy, and John himself... in Antarctica.
Warning: Levels of Goongala are off the charts!
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