His Otter (смешанная)

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Disclaimer: There is a reference to both Monty Python and the Holy Grail and the Princess Bride. However amazing both movies are I do not have any right to either one or its characters. I also do not own any of the known people and places in the Harry Potter world, including S Fawcett. I do however own Róisín and the Blue Martooni. This fanfiction was written for the enjoyment of all, there is no profit being made, and no copyright infringement is intended.
Author's Notes: I originally planned to have this be a one shot of a couple thousand words, well, that of course went through the roof pretty much as soon as I started writing. And the suggested kink was ‘accidental stimulation,’ well the Slytherin in question decided that that was not as fun as doing it on purpose. Figures.
To everyone that helped me throughout the entire writing, beta-ing, and Brit picking process, I thank you. You all know who you are and how much I sincerely appreciate your help. If there are any mistakes leftover after all their help, they are my own.
No Patronuses were harmed in the making of this story.
Enjoy!