The Terrible Tale of Pirate Granger and her Snarky First Mate/Soon-to-be Ex-Husband Draco Malfoy as They Travel Six of the Seven Seas Fighting Deadly Cheese, Chest Hair, Wacky Wizarding Laws, Muggle Traffic, Creepy Pandas and Each Other (гет)

It's not easy being married to pirate. And Draco just wants to be divorced with kids. Not to start some Muggle business and certainly not to be embroiled in a murder-conspiracy involving cheese, ancient wizarding laws, and, of all the terrible things in the world, unwanted body hair. Authors include: unseen1969, captainraychill, alina290, mihnn, itsraa, justthedreams, scarlettcat_5, pokeystar, rzzmg, silverotter1, and with_rhyme, with dormiensa as our lovely beta.