Harry Potter and the Slightly Unfortunate Child (слэш)

Time travel that doesn't make sense.
Poorly masked sexual tension.
Angst.
 
ALBUS: Dad, everyone’s staring at you again. Why do they always have to stare?
HARRY: Because I’m incredibly cool and famous, kiddo. But don’t worry, you have my genes, so some of it is bound to have rubbed off on you.
ALBUS: But what if I’m Sorted into Slytherin?
HARRY: Albus Severus, you’re my son, and you were named after two headmasters of Hogwarts…no pressure! I’m sure you’ll be awesome!
 
An original parody in script format written as a collaboration by six college students. The story follows the plot line of the original while mocking it all the while. Beware of spoilers and take a nice long ride on the Scorbus.
Check out a recording of the performance (which I directed) at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZKNHD2zN00