Van Gogh and Gauguin's Terrible, Horrible, No Good Very Bad Relationship (слэш)

Except of course Paul does not ask, because Paul never asks. He presses Vincent against the doorjamb and takes Vincent’s mouth for his own, his teeth sharp on Vincent’s lower lip.
Or: van Gogh is hard to live with, and Gauguin is a surprisingly solicitous manipulative bastard.