You Broke my Heart with Fanservice

This time for real, we hope, the Unequally Rational and Emotional continuity's Mahora Festival. Loads and Loads of Characters. Fanservice up the walls. Unresolved Sexual Tension galore. Tons of Crack Shipping. Wish me luck, oh God, this thing is just so scary to tackle, I've been trying to figure out how to pull it off for years. Turns out I just had to add lots of swimsuits?