Naruto have returned from his five-year training trip with Jiraiya and everyone, even his parents and twin, are glad to see him again...Until he suddenly surprise them with his own big unique family! "You're married and you have kids!" His twin whispered with glossed-over eyes. "Yup!" Naruto grinned. "...JIRAIYA, GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE!" Kushina ran off, screaming for his blood.
Я (ребенку):надень платье, не ходи в одних трусах
Ребёнок: неть
Я: тогда надень штаны
Ребенок: их нету
Я:не выпендривайся, надевай!
Внезапно включившаяся нейронка от гугла:хорошо, я надену штаны
Я: Вот! Даже гугл надел штаны, а ведь ему не на что!