At 26, Teddy Lupin drinks too much, parties too often, and can't seem to get the hang of NOT breaking girls hearts. When he drunkenly admits a secret he's not shared with anyone else to recent-divorcee Hermione, she worries for his safety. And when he later reveals what he THOUGHT he'd told her, she worries for his heart . . . and her own. SPORADIC UPDATES (not CC compliant)