Muggle Studies (гет)

Примечания автора:
I'm not going to lie, Lucius can be a bit OOC at times, but I'm working off of the extreme Woobie!Lucius we saw in Deathly Hallows, both book and film, who's sort of broken. I mix and match where I please, also, taking bits from the films and taking bits from the books, and sometimes just making things up, and not trying all that hard to keep them straight - hence the 'alternate universe' tag. Well, that and I completely ignored the epilogue, and most canonical pairings. Fred is still alive, also. I missed him too much to do without him, even though he barely appears in this story. I'll update when I can, although RL is no one's friend. In the meantime, enjoy this little...thing.