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There’s a moment of complete silence, and then he hears it: “Where do babies come from?”
Levi promptly chokes on his tea.
He waits a beat- then two, then three. She only stares at him, as if truly expecting an answer. “…You’ve got to be shitting me.”
 (Anonymous asked: Hi! could you do this prompt? Im always seeing fics where Mikasa doesn’t know about “where babies come from” so, I think it would be funny to read one where she does know, but Levi think she doesn’t, so it’s all awkward for him, so to mess with him, she explains to him where babies come from.)