Playing House with Voldemort (гет)

In which Hermione turned out to be Sirius Black’s daughter (or was she?), the Veil revealed itself to be a presumptuous piece of magical portal, Tom Riddle proved to be a constantly discontent toddler, and Wizarding World of the 1920s ended up in a state of perpetual scandalisation of epic proportions.
Fifth year on, and AU from top to bottom. Tomione. Halfblood!(maybe)Hermione. Essentially CRACK.
Or, that time-traveling fic wherein Hermione did a questionable job of child-rearing to one Tom Riddle...
“Maliciously, she vowed to bring him up to be a salacious young man that would cavort anything and anyone under the sun until dying and/or being confined to bed from a horrible case of STD. That would surely deter him from amassing his evil army, propagating his discriminatory ideals, and slaughtering innocent people for the heck of it.”