It had taken the better part of nine years to get the magnificent miserable bastard to the altar, and now, after a mere three months of connubial bliss, he was bloody well dying on her. Humour, NSFW, complete in two parts.
Notes:
And now for something completely different! Those who follow me over at LiveJournal have heard rumors (started by me) that the following Thing exists. I'm sorry. No, maybe I'm not.