So take this heart, put yourself in it (слэш)

Naruto slipped in love gently, with Kakashi on a monotonous Wednesday afternoon while the wind of the bamboo country blew south. It was as inconspicuous, as it was tender, like the jounin’s battle worn hand on Naruto’s sweaty locks.
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Or
1. Kakashi gets amnesia
2. He is totally convinced that he and Naruto are dating
3. Naruto doesn't exactly...corrects the notion
4. Sakura is either going to the mental ward or kill both of them.