Chapter One: Lonzo Vega, enterprising reporter for the San Amargosa Chronicle, plans to do a story on the brothel owned by his dear old army pal, Newbold Babcock. In exchange, Newbold promises him a new boy-whore for every day of the work week. Chapter Two: Hester Chang's son Juan is a troublemaker and a hell-raiser, so she buys him a pet to teach him responsibility. Specifically, she buys him a boy-bitch with big, milky tits, the kind of cow a man can really get invested in.