In which Hermione is the last to know that she wants to bang Tom Riddle (гет)

Hermione knew it would be him. He was top of their class (a title she had been battling against him for since their first year) beloved by their professors and classmates, he was a natural-born leader, handsome, likable - it would have been outrageous for head boy to be anyone other than him.
Didn’t mean she had to like it.
(the side-baby to the smut-fest fic that I tried to write only smut for but kept writing more plot because i got too excited oops)