Do You Ship Drarry? (слэш)

Draco gets assigned to infiltrate a muggle Harry Potter book release party. At the party he gets exposed to Drarry and has a minor freak out!
Join him as he desperately tries to figure out what kind of fic he's in and how he answers the question, "Do you ship drarry?"
Excerpt:
“Not a big deal?” Draco growled. “I bet Potter would think it was a pretty big deal.”
Hermione grimaced, “More likely Harry will think-”
“Think what?” Draco said through clenched teeth, cutting her off. “He’ll think ‘Draco Malfoy is up to something,’ is that what you were going to say?”
Macmillan huffed a laugh, “Wow,” he said, staring at Draco. Draco glared at him. “Sorry,” Macmillan raised his hands in a sign of surrender, “just, I’ve read that tag so many times but hearing it in your posh accent really brings it to life.”
"Shut up, Ernie," Hermione said.
"Shutting up."