Enji Todoroki's Guide to Handling Children (God help us all)/Multitasking edition/ Crowd control edition (джен)

All Might, has been invited to teach at U.A. a number of times, and this time he had accepted. Accepted only to pull back at the last minute. Because, apparently, All Might, was too busy to grace the halls if U.A. with his illustrious presence. All Might, Enji thought not for the first time and certainly not for the last, as he stomped his way towards his first class of the year, could go die in a fire.
Enji was a hero. He had trained to be a hero, he had been payed to be a hero all his life. He had a job, he was good at it. So why in gods good name, Why was he forced to babysit forty suicidal teenagers amped up on hormones and hellbent on saving the world?
Alternatively: The commission decides Enji's teaching skills are too advanced to be wasted on one child so they gave him all of 1-A. God help us all
bonus:
They reached the USJ where Thirteen spoke their speech when a hurl of black smoke appeared and about a hundred villains spilled out, with the leader looking like a duck and telling them that he was there to kidnap and torture the children.
It was the third fucking day of school.