Unusual Occurrences at A.Z. Fell and Co.'s (джен)

azfellandqueers
Customer: It’s an outrage that you would sell these books *gestures to shelf of LGBTQ fiction* alongside the word of God
Fell: I’m very sorry to hear you think that way. The door is right over there.
Customer: You don’t understand - You could go to Hell for this!
Fell: Oh, I assure you, the forces of Hell wouldn’t dare return to this shop
pretty-pansy
Obviously his reaction is king shit but I'm sorry
Return???
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When the bizzare and amusing habits of Mr A.Z. Fell, bookseller, begin to trend on the internet, those who dwell on various social media sites share their frustrations, confusion, and extraordinarily unusual stories.