all the bad boys to the yard (смешанная)

“What can I say,” Naruto remarks breezily. “Broody boy geniuses with no friends just love me. Platonically. And also homoromantically. And also probably homosexually.” One of the several broody boy geniuses present growls as Naruto’s smile turns from lopsided to lopsided and dopey, the legendary Uzumaki killer combo number four. “Oh, and Hinata too. God, I love Hinata.”
There’s the faintly recognizable thud of a female body collapsing in on itself and into the floor, but it seems that Sasuke’s tsundereness/general jackassery is getting far too showy for such a minor detail to be paid any attention to.