If you’re trouble, I’ll take a lifetime’s worth (слэш)

Not only did Zhou Zishu have to spend the entire day on horseback, with the sun’s scorching rays relentlessly bearing down on him, no, he also had to listen to the two self-proclaimed ancestors he was travelling with bickering like old housewives.
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Zhou Zishu thought that Wen Kexing's and Ye Baiyi's normal squabbling was already bad, but it was nothing compared to their drunken squabbling. Things escalate slightly when Wen Kexing get's a bit too flirty.