How to Make a Believer Believe

"I don't believe in fairy tales." "But...You can see me." "Yeah." "But you can only see me if you believe in me, so that means you do believe!" "I don't believe in fairy tales. Nor do I believe in snowy haired boys who float and bother girls walking home." "Sheesh, is there anything you do believe in?" "I believe that you don't exist. Does that count?" Jack/Oc TEMP HIATUS