Purple Herring (слэш)

It is an undisputable fact that sirens are beautiful. Their patterns are unique and colorful with scales as hard as rock, their hair is as smooth as silk and twice as durable, and their teeth can be ground down to make the most shining pieces of jewelry.
Of course, even if catching and harvesting a siren will mean you'll never have to work another day in your life, it's not going to be easy. Sirens are intelligent and fierce. You're a thousand times more likely to be eaten by one than successfully catch one.
But humans can be smart too. They know they only need to catch a couple of them before they can start making their own.
Hiatus until spring