Reddit, is my neighbor a kidnapper or just weird?

Aizawa Shouta has two current headaches in his life:
1. The case he and Tsukauchi are working on. It’s both ridiculous and a complete dead end. Like seriously? Do you really expect him to believe that a nine-tailed fox came into a game shop, ransacked the building, and then decided to recite bad poetry to the cashier? Come on, Shouta’s not an idiot.
2. His new neighbors are very concerning. Concerning in that Kakashi is definitely not related to Shikamaru, and therefore Shouta’s 90% sure that Kakashi kidnapped said child. The only other explanation is that the exhausted six-year-old willingly chose to live with Kakashi, and that just makes no sense. In Shouta’s humble opinion, no one would choose to live with someone who thinks that porn is the pinnacle of literature.
If only both of his headaches could be solved with some ibuprofen. Unfortunately, that’s not an option.