Looking For: Someone to Complete Me (слэш)

Zhao Yunlan enjoyed reading personal ads in newspapers. They made him feel slightly better about his own disaster of a life. But this one was extreme, even by personal ad standards.
"Greetings. I am not looking for any kind of relationship. I am simply in need of someone willing to pretend to be my boyfriend at a workplace celebration to stop co-workers from enquiring about my lack of personal life. It would be convenient if you were a police officer or detective, as I might have eluded to being engaged in a relationship with someone like that. Pay will be generous. Please call for further details."