Song Lan’s Precious Coffee Table (смешанная)

“See? Impossible,” Song Lan growls. “Fucking brat. I swear I’ll never know what Xiao Xingchen sees in you.”
“My glorious sense of humor,” Xue Yang replies promptly, smiling wide. “Something you desperately lack, my dear Song Lan. So hey, don’t worry, the feeling is mutual. I don’t know what he sees in you, either.”
“There’s a lot–”
“Well, apart from that massive cock of yours, all right,” Xue Yang nods.
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Song Lan hates Xue Yang. That's a simple fact.
Xue Yang hates Song Lan. That's also a simple fact.
Their problem? Their love for their boyfriend, Xiao Xingchen. They would do anything for Xingchen, seriously. Even (ugh!) get along without killing each other on sight.
But then Song Lan is struck down with a bad case of flu, right when Xiao Xingchen is unable to take care of him.
There is only one way to solve this.
Enter Xue Yang, determined to force his boyfriend's boyfriend to recover as soon as humanly possible.
Well, things don't always go according to plan, do they?