#подражание #my_english_literature

Mion woz at her kitchen in big castle that stands on the cliff near the sea. She toad her thoughts. Mion`s hurt woz in pain.
— What can ai do? — she opened big windou to look at the charmed view: blu wota and sand bitch. — What shuud ai do with Loboda?
— Good mornin, mai bootyfool love! — in kitchen voshol Loboda Hanjob. He woz lover of Mion`s. — Ai em starving. Can you cock me some thing?
— Ai dont cock! This is what sluzanki for! — blowed Mion.
— Sorey… Ai toad that after session of steamey sex you culd make me some meal, butt ai woz wrong. Why youre so angry?
— Ai think we shuud spit up! This cannot continue. Ai love my Proffesor Sneip.
— Dis cannot be throu… Your Proffesor is stydieing in Comebridge skull far away from you. Hes not around, butt ai em!
— Loboda, ai cunt steering at you right now! You shuud live immediately!
— Ai wont!
— You forced me… Carmelita, cum hear and and vuprovodi this man from my castle!
Big fat women commed in kitchen and took Loboda away.
Mion started to plakat`.