А я нашёл ещё шутеечку про редкий гоблинский металл для доспехов.

AR500 if the company existed hundreds of years ago: “Borthor I swear this breastplate can stop a Norman crossbow bolt with no spall at 50 yards, you don’t need that overpriced chain mail shite Peter is forging yonder down the path.”
Consumer: “show me thine NIJ certs”
AR-500: “help, help, I’m being oppressed!”