No, really?' Naruto thought, 'I never would have guessed.' He continued to rummage around through the basement's contents. This was where Anko had trapped that one poor Anbu member, forcing him to do sex with her and who knows what else. All of this stuff didn't seem to fit that particular bill, though. He picked up a box and looked it over. It read 'flavored condoms'. 'Huh, only four flavors?' Naruto grunted. Having finished his crackers, Naruto decided to open the box up and have at snack number two. Each of the little goodies was wrapped in its own individual package. Not finding any ramen flavored ones, he grabbed a banana one. Upon opening the little square package, he found a slightly gooey ring and rubber. After blinking several times, he took the thing in hand. It unfolded out to reveal that it was actually a water balloon!

"Sasuke, Sasuke, check this out!" Naruto gasped, trotting over to his friend and showing him the condom, "They seriously make flavored water balloons!"

"What the heck are you talking about, Naruto?" The Uchiha asked, setting his leather aside. He took a look at the strangely shaped balloon and said, "Does it seriously have a taste? What taste?"

Naruto raised the condom to his face and stuck out his tongue. Sasuke watched as his friend licked some of the goo from it, "It's banana, holy crap this is the best thing ever!"

"Are there more?" Sasuke asked. The blonde pointed him to the box, happily licking at the condom. He hurried over to them and pulled out a grape one. Sure enough, when it met his lips he found that it tasted of wonderful grape goodness. And doctor's gloves. What an ingenious creation! That's all the Uchiha could think, right then. A water balloon with flavor! He could only imagine how awesome it would be to play water balloons and get hit with a blast of fruity goodness whenever you got hit. Awesome, and sticky.