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Тонкс: You and Snyde are like Tom and Jerry.
Василька: *кашляет*
Тонкс: Hey, are you okay?!
Василька: Ta, yous would deck me wi' a 'ammer. Ternks, you've already grinded me wi' yer jokes! 'ow long tinnie yous skit me about Snyde?
Тонкс: Why do you react so funny when someone mentions her, or do you see her? No, friend, are you seriously going to deny that you have an intimate connection? Do you even remember what was in the library? I tried to pull you up by Transfiguration, and you spent the whole hour trying to burn a hole in Snyde's back.
Василька: She wuz up ter firkin!
Тонкс: She was preparing for exams while you twiddled your thumbs, you are my hopeless lesbian.
Василька: Wa' did yous call me?! Nymphadora Ternks, take yer words back now!
Тонкс: Uh-huh, and when we ran into Snyde in the shower, you frankly stared at her, because she had grown horns and wings. God, Vasilka, soon the twenty-first century is on the nose, how much can you be ashamed of your feelings?
Василька: Am norra lezzy ...

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