voss22
Уже есть прекрасные комменты:
"The parallel universe you have called is no longer in service."

There is also Vegas interpretation - what happened in measurement stay in measurement!

Tell them I want my original timeline back!

Why do I always get the shitty random branches?

I just realized that the one sock that vanishes every time I do my laundry doesn't actually go to that parallel universe every time; often that one sock of the pair I'm left with has actually come *from* the parallel universe.