A Wish for You

Hermione Granger writes Muggle romance novels under a pen-name and they always feature the same two characters ... a plucky heroine named Hannah Smith and an evil Lord Lionel, the fifth Earl of Malford, who have a passing resemblance to herself and Lucius Malfoy. Lucius wants her to stop writing these silly novels right away. She has no intention of stopping, because her books are extremely popular in the Muggle world. Besides, she confided to his son, Draco, that everyone secretly likes the 'bad guy', and she likewise confided that she wished she had her 'own' Lord Lionel to love.

Lucius decided if Miss Granger won't stop writing her novels, then he'll grant her wish instead ... Miss Granger - meet Lord Lionel (or is that Lucius Malfoy?).