The Firsts, Seconds, Thirds, and Sometimes Sixths of Inspector G. Lestrade

Greg Lestrade has had a long life. He's been kissed by girls and boys. He's been on dates, some successful, some not. He's made vows, and he's broken only one of them. He's had children, and he sees two of them very frequently. He's been shot. But he's never, ever bought an umbrella.