Jedi Masters and Duchesses are Not To Be Trusted (or, how everyone in Obi-Wan's life is conspiring against him, and he just wants to Rest)

"Then you must learn patience, Padawan," says Qui-Gon.

His eyes are twinkling; Obi-Wan cannot kriffing believe he is stuck with the only master in the entire Jedi temple who would actually set up their Padawan during a five-month suicide mission. Or, in fact, set up their Padawan at all.