The List

Prompt: Imagine bucky being really wary of tony before he realises "oh he's a nice jerk and he's kinda cute too"

Slipping through the place undetected shouldn't be so easy. The fact that it is annoys him. "Improperly secured perimeter"; can be item one on his Reasons Why They Should Ditch Tony Stark list, so when Steve asks—and he will ask—Bucky has something better than:

he dresses like a jackass;
he talks so much he digresses within his digressions;
he's too damn smart for his own good;
same as #3, only replace smart with rich;
same as #4, only replace rich with good looking.