The (Un)Professional (смешанная)

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Originally written for the 2008 Snarry Games.
This is a "frusion" of Harry Potter and the film Grosse Point Blank. One need not have seen the film to read the story, but if you have, you will note key similarities and some cribbed dialogue. And one Shawn of the Dead reference (possibly my favorite bit), along with a modified Monty Python line. Also (Also?! Geez!), this is AU for pretty much obvious reasons.
Thanks to jadzialove and RaeWhit for the spectacular betas. Late at night. In teh dark. With your mom.