How to ask a Jedi to stop sleeping with the enemy

“Ben,” she could be heard sighing breathlessly.

Poe’s nerves jumped. “What’s going on in there?”

One of the guards blushed profusely. “Sir…” He swallowed. “I think you should see it for yourself.”

So Poe looks down at the screen and sees Rey, his friend and hero of the Resistance, straddling the former Supreme Leader and yanking his clothes off.

Well kriff, Poe thought.