A Boardgame of Thrones

And lo, the gods did not wish for Westeros to be torn further asunder by the vagaries of war. Thus they decreed that the War of Five Kings (and One Queen) would be settled by the brutal bloodsport known as Monopoly. Written for the asoiaf kinkmeme and based on the prompt: In which the Game of Thrones is a board game, along the same lines of LIFE and the characters are playing it to determine who wins the throne.